Chapter 4: The Mad Dash

In the middle of the month, a wad of brochures would be sent to us for the perusal of customers and for us to become familiar with what items were going to be part of the next promotion. As soon as the new promotion had begun, bundles of the magazines would be placed on the two counters by the tills, on the promotional tables and inside each carrier bag.

Books, bibles and CDs would be reduced in price and new titles would be promoted alongside them.

Added to this, invoices, gift vouchers and postal orders had to be tallied and the two “Top Ten” books stands needed to be rearranged.

The most frustrating part of this changeover was the fact that we never received enough stock. For example, a popular title would be listed in the brochures as being half price, attracting the attention of many customers, yet we will have had only been sent two copies. Excited customers would often telephone to ask if we could put aside an item for them, only to be told they were completely out of stock both at our branch and the warehouse. All branches were in the same predicament and we would be contacting each other frantically trying to see if anybody had what we needed.

“Sharon, have you noticed that those boys over there by the window keep giggling and whispering to each other?”

“Yea,” she continued, “this is the third time this week that I’ve noticed them huddled together in that spot, laughing to themselves.”

She continued, “There’s a book they keep picking up and putting back down. I wonder if that has anything to do with why they are so amused?”

“Um, yea,” she said. “I’m gonna take a look.”

Lou stared at the books on the table, and suddenly grabbed a large hardback, white one.

She flicked through the book and went very quiet. She seemed to be stuck on one particular page:

“Bring it here!” I shouted, eager to know what all the fuss was about.

I looked at the title and it all became clear.

Every single book we stocked was allocated a code. For example, the “J” section contained all the books for kids and teenagers: Books for toddlers were classified under “J10” ones for older children were “J12” and the teenagers had “J16”. The “E” section included books about family and psychology, but “E24” was the category entitled, “Love, Sex and Marriage”.

Over time, we were sent books that were far more questionable than this one and Lou and I were to be raising our eyebrows once more. But I’ll tell you about those later.